Dirty Red Commie

Story in full:

"Attempts to break up gay penguin couples in Germany by sending in females from Sweden have failed.

"The females were too shy to seduce the males, said the penguins' home at Bremerhaven Zoo.  'The Swedes are rather stand-offish,' said zoo chief Heiki Keuck." 

http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/international.cfm?id=210302006 

I also have to recommend a story about the new, improved Ken doll

http://www.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,,1706711,00.html 

As many of you will recall, Barbie left Ken for an Australian surfer named Blaine a few years ago, but now he is "a new, rougher Ken, with ripped jeans, a motorcycle jacket and untidy hair" after he "took time off for self-reflection on a trip through Europe and the far east."  

I love newspapers.